she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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