If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Two words: nipple clamps
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