margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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