Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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