It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
handjob tips. give me some.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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