oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now