I heard we made out
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
