NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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