The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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