Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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