god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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