Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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