Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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