question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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