Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
there is glitter all over my balls
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