p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
