how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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