dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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