does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
pray to the hookup gods
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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