highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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