Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize