well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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