it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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