I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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