i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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