you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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