maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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