I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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