i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
