i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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