it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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