My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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