is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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