I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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