Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
