My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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