dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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