just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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