You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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