sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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