just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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