They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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