You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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