Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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