actually, I'm a sock model
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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