Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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