It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Randomize
