your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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