She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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