I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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