If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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