Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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