Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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