So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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