I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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