we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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