he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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